The King’s Speech

So the greatest speech ever given by a demigod was given today by Eric Cantona. I shall reproduce it for you.

“As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport. Soon science will not only be able to slow down the ageing of cells, it will fix cells and so we will become eternal. Only accidents, crimes, wars will kill us but unfortunately crimes and wars will multiply. I love football. Thank you.’